December 2011
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mostexcellentcanopy replied to your post: mostexcellentcanopy replied to your post:…
Mmmmm, Nutella. I’m a boss with bacon and eggs. Buuuuut that’s about as far as my culinary skills go. My friends are trying to teach me. Hopefully I won’t burn the house down.
Pfffff, I’m sure you won’t. Have fun!
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
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mostexcellentcanopy replied to your post: mostexcellentcanopy replied to your post: Casually…
I wish I could bake. Or cook. Or do anything in a kitchen. I’m about as useful as a chocolate teapot. :\
Awww. /pets
I’m not that great in the kitchen- I just tend to stick to super-easy recipes with as few ingredients as possible, and occasionally add nutella or maple syrup if I feel like...
dumblesnore:
David Karp stroked his computer screen and smirked deviously, “Some day,” he vowed with a vengeance. “Someday I will make them learn. I don’t think so, Jeremy, two can play at that game. I’ll threaten them all! I’ll make them think that Missing E is actually a bad thing, then they will be forced to uninstall it! I gave those bitches tumblr…bitches love tumblr.”
“Someday, they will...
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jackpendragon:
idontwanttobeawaiter:
misterfuzzyrainbow:
mageofbutts:
lamesaucey:
nekoconeko:
spicydetective:
everynyan:
gofordajump:
please search “[your name] pokemon card” on google and post the results
i don’t know if i entirely understand
it was too fun to not post all three of these
alright
wat
I CAN’T
can we talk about how the most relevant thing...
them: so what did you do in 2011?
me: ran a blog on a mediocre blogging website that usually pisses me off but for some reason i keep coming back
them: what else did you do?
me:
them:
me:
them:
me: blogging is hard work okay
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“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
#god had a second child #her name is meryl streep
(via bathcrone)
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mostexcellentcanopy replied to your post: Casually dumping a load of maple syrup in the banana bread mix.
Oh god that sounds delicious.
It does, doesn’t it? :D Though it’s smelling faintly alcoholic right now, and I have no idea why.
Still. I’ve missed baking.
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Casually dumping a load of maple syrup in the...
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Whereas I just got
Me: I think I'm gay.
My friends: You -think-?
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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Trying to decide whether to bake something with...
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OPEN LETTER TO THE SHERLOCK FANDOM
jammmlock:
sassygayshockblanket:
sherlockscoat:
benedictatorship:
supersonicsonarradar:
consultingdetective:
It’s been an honour to wait with you.
<333
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To my followers and friends:
donna-fucking-noble:
There is only one thing I’d like to say before 2011 ends.
Thanks. Thanks for everything.
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Should toys be gendered - at all? →
gaywrites:
We’re all familiar with the layout of a typical toy store - pink stuff in one direction, primary colors in the other, aisles sorted by what toy executives think girls and boys prefer.
As this New York Times editorial points out, it’s also common knowledge that boys and girls do generally play with different toys. But as a 6-year-old girl in a now viral YouTube video points out, some...
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In 2011...
sunnydaletogallifrey:
I discovered tumblr
I met some of the most amazing and interesting people to ever exist
I stumbled across a little thing called slash fiction
I learned that I’m not alone
I laughed, I cried, I flailed, I fangirled
I finally found a place where I belonged
Actually, I found slashfic in 2005/6. But yeah, all the rest is right.
reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
jackpendragon:
Please do. =) I’ll answer anything.
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Things I read in 2011
Martin Luther, 95 Theses
Yen Hioka, Artélier
Barack Obama, The Audacity Of Hope
Alister McGrath, Dawkins’ God: Genes, Memes and the Meaning of Life
Nisioisin, Death Note: Another Note
Amanda Foreman, The Duchess
Homer, The Iliad
Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman, How Not To Write A Novel
Literature Francais Du Moyen Age
Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
The New Oxford Book...
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Transgentlemen collab channel on youtube →
genderqueer:
Submission from pornmagazine:
I’m making an ftm collab channel on youtube and I thought some of you might want to subscribe. We’re starting videos in january.
Merry Christmas and happy new year!
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