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7 months ago · 23,660 notes · Reblogged from highermagic
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
this is why I love tumblr.
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10 months ago · 17,355 notes · Source · Reblogged from marthur
Okay, everything else awesome about Scandal in Belgravia aside (which is actually everything)
Is anyone else imagining John and Sherlock playing a game of Cluedo that gets so heated Sherlock stabs the fucking board to the wall.
I giggled at the milk.
“It was the dagger on the Cluedo board in the living room!”
This clearly happened because, somehow, John beat Sherlock at Cluedo.
Sorry guys i accidently a board game crack ficlet.
7:10
Sherlock fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo.
7:18
Sherlock still fails to grasp the concept of Cluedo.
7:23
“Where’s the logic? How can i deduce the motives of plastic pieces?”
7:26
There is a mad rush for the best Cluedo characters. In the end, John claims Colonel Mustard, Sherlock is Professor Plum, Mycroft has Reverend Green. Greg is left with Miss Peacock.
7:27
Greg sulks. John tries not to laugh.
7:28
Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that’s not how the game works.7:28
John sees Lestrade’s cards reflected in the mirror behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe.7:29
Sherlock asks for all the other characters cooperation in recreating the scene of the crime. John explains that’s not how the game works.
7:32
Sherlock wants to know if the victim is related to any of the suspects. John explains that’s not how the game works.7:33
Mycroft can see through John’s paper due to the lamp behind him. He now knows it was the lead pipe in the kitchen.
7:34
Lestrade can only seem to roll the numbers one or two and so never actually manages to get into any room. He sulks.
7:35
Sherlock is choosing which room to enter, John gets out Miss Scarlet and has Colonel Mustard chat her up.
7:35
Sherlock sees Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard getting a bit too friendly in the billiard room and decides to investigate.
7:36
Reverend Green gets restless whilst waiting for his turn and starts dancing with Mrs White in the ballroom.
7:37
Sherlock thinks Mrs White has an uncanny resemblance to Mrs Hudson.
7:37
Mycroft chooses to say nothing. He is a little frightened that anything said against Mrs Hudson would result in him taking several trips out the window.
7:40
John sees Mycroft flinch and forces back a smile. He agrees that yes, she does have an uncanny resemblance to Mrs White.
7:38
The game has turned into a soap opera. Colonel Mustard is having an affair with Miss Scarlet who is engaged to Reverend Green. Professor Plum knocks over Miss White in a fit of rage and Miss Peacock seems to still be wandering around the corridors aimlessly.
7:45
John reveals the cards and wins the game, the truth is that it was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the lead pipe. Everyone looks at Sherlock with mock how could you expressions that soon crumble when he gasps “that cannot be right!” and looks for all the world as if he has just been framed for a real murder.
7:46
Sherlock refuses to accept that he was the murderer without knowing he was the murderer.
7:46
Lestrade tells Sherlock it is just a game and he won’t be taken into police custody.
7:46
Sherlock gives Lestrade the evils of a lifetime.7:50
Sherlock throws Professor Plum like a toddler throwing a tantrum. John will find it a week later on top of the bookshelf.
7:47
John proposes they play Monopoly.
Sherlock proposes they burn Cluedo in the fiery depths of hell.8:00
In the end, Sherlock stabs the Cluedo board to the wall in a fit of rage and John wonders, not for the first time, if the consulting detective is actually five years old.
10 months ago · 27,989 notes · Source · Reblogged from queerlyfemmetastic
11 months ago · 41,453 notes · Source · Reblogged from andyoushallbreatheagain
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.
11 months ago · 68,082 notes · Source · Reblogged from comeondaddy
Have I ever had “ANY unwanted/undesired physical or sexual contact”?
Earlier in this pregnancy, I filled out my “Initial Health History” form for prenatal and birth care. You know: check the box if you’ve experienced severe headaches, diabetes, all sorts of things. After the usual “Emotional abuse,” “Physical abuse,” “Sexual abuse,” I got to this very interesting item: ”ANY unwanted/undesired physical or sexual contact.”
read the link. so spot on.
[trigger warning LIKE WHOA at the link for rape culture, coercion, molestation, and general unwanted attention]
Because I can hardly stand the thought of these constant erosions of personhood seeming normal to our daughters and sons.
READ THIS
Everyone needs to read this.
I know that the concept of “rape culture” can be really hard to understand if you’re new to it or just not quite sure what it entails. It took me a painfully long time to recognize that a lot of my behaviors — jokes, apologia, defending perpetrators, victim-blaming, &c — were contributing in ways I didn’t have the ability to recognize but did have the ability to change. It’s a constant struggle, too, tbh, because the learned habits of a lifetime are still reinforced by society even as I try to unlearn them.
If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at someone being ~hysterical~ or ~humorless~ or ~uptight~ about feminism or rape culture or victim blaming or misogyny or safe spaces or bodily autonomy, or if you’re looking for a way to explain those things to someone else, this essay might help.
11 months ago · 4,291 notes · Source · Reblogged from fuckyeahgenderstudies
Stronger
A recap of Castiel’s journey from 4x01 to 6x22.
11 months ago · 7,086 notes · Source · Reblogged from lackadaisydays
Men Can Stop Rape’s new College Bystander Intervention campaign.
Actual good anti rape campaign posters! They don’t shame victims, they ask people to examine their own actions and inactions and protect their friends. And not in a gross excuse for chivalry either, just as people keeping people safe.
I like this.
Yep I agree. I also like how it’s not tying a man taking action around rape to some imaginary alpha male/hypermasculine sort of thing. Like a real man would do such and such.
Also none of these guys are crying about being friendzoned or thinking anyone owes them shit.
I know I’ve reblogged these before, and I will continue to do so because they are awesome.
11 months ago · 54,360 notes · Source · Reblogged from thenerdyflirt
Anne Hathaway dressed as a dashing young man.
ANNE HATHAWAY DRESSED AS A DASHING YOUNG MAN.
oHHH MY KOKORO
DOKI DOKI
Wow Anne you are really attractive wow
if marius and cosette had children in my headcanon this would be my headcanon child.
11 months ago · 98,968 notes · Source · Reblogged from bacative-deactivated20120713
Men Can Stop Rape’s new College Bystander Intervention campaign.
Actual good anti rape campaign posters! They don’t shame victims, they ask people to examine their own actions and inactions and protect their friends. And not in a gross excuse for chivalry either, just as people keeping people safe.
I like this.
Yep I agree. I also like how it’s not tying a man taking action around rape to some imaginary alpha male/hypermasculine sort of thing. Like a real man would do such and such.
Hey look! It’s an anti-rape campaign based on being a decent human being! In all seriousness, this is marvelous. I bolded the above for emphasis.
1 year ago · 54,360 notes · Source · Reblogged from stfuconservatives
Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad!
No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene.
Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life.
Oh God it’s back
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHNIG BUT NOW I’M KIND OF ADFRAID OF PASTA SALAK?
1 year ago · 11,535 notes · Source · Reblogged from geothebio
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